No joke, the rooms you could upgrade cats and dogs to at this place were pretty amazing. The dogs really do get cable TV. To be fair, we did get a choice of accommodations for the pigs. But the choices were, bring their entire cage setup from home, or stay in the "economy class" cat lodgings. But at least it was clean, and definitely spacious enough for just a couple of days.
I don't think the pigs would have had time to figure out the remote anyway...