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Monday, August 22, 2022
Rescue Chopper
Of course the pigs would be into philanthropy. Why not? They already have everything they could ever need. Of course they'd be willing to share with pigs in need. Although maybe it was a bit of overkill to airlift the romaine to the shelter. They could have just hired a semi.
I'm imagining they flew over a field of romaine with an empty crate and scooped it all up, like a firefighting helicopter. And now they're going to just open the bottom of the crate and rain lettuce all over the happy pigs in their pens below.
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